I came to Newgrounds one day, in search mearly of sound and entertainment... and I found that it had changed much since the days of my youth. I found... that I had authority... in the form of flags, and whistles. I much appreciated these additions when I first attempted their use. A wonderous thing indeed, for children's hate and cruelty know no bounds. So I began to report things as abusive, as they were by the guidelines. Submissions that were tasteless, cruel, or simply useless, were either banned and/or eliminated by the whistle.

Then something terrible occured.

Unbeknownst to me, the authority already instated within this land retaliated with a swift blow to me, as if to knock me down a peg. I admit, in my long craved lust for power, I may have abused the strength ever so slightly, and suddenly, BOOM!

My whistle. My poor, poor whistle. I have yet to compare, however, if 'garbage' is the equivalent to the written status of 'broken' or 'unusable'. I am unsure as to how the unprecedented wrath of the administrators may have fallen upon me, but if the good graces are so, let their eyes fall upon this journal, and let my words be heard.

I'd sincerely be grateful if my whistle status was restored to normal. No more, no less.

I may deserve no special treatment, as, I too, may have come off as a disgruntled intruder with an ominous vendeta against what might actually be the true Newgrounds spirit. That, or perhaps I may have made my debut on Spam day (which sempt like spam week at the time, but I digress). In hubris, if the administration truly does review journals, and not their subordinates (the bots). I simply wish my request be heard.

Sincerely,
S.R.M. (A.K.A. Wolfwaters)